"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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