What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

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