- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Women's rights.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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