Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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