- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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