Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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