Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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