- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

womens rights.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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