- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Ross.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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