- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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