Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

alcoholism kills

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Hey, come here often? No.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

I love Ciara!

Black Poeple

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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