What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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knock knock go away

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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women's rights

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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dildo

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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France never surrender.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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I love you very much.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The government makes a good decision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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