q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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gays

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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hi bye

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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