Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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I like to eat.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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