I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

If life hands you lemons Take them

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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