Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Women's rights

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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