What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

im jewish

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

BIG PENIS

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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