- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

civil rights

How old are you? 7

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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