- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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