What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

No your aunties a joke

Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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