- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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