whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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