- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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