- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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