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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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