“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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guess what? bannanas

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PENIS :)

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

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