An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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