A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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