Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

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