Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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