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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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