Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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