What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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