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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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