whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Denard Robinson

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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