What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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