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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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