- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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