- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

i am a dino. RAWR.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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