A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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