Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's 9+10? 19

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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