- Anti Joke

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Tunechi

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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