people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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