- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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