what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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