Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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