- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A pope meets another one

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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