How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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