- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A man did not like this site

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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