- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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