- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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