- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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