- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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