Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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