What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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#Getweird

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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