- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

If you have a stroke, call 000

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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