- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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