A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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