- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock knock.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??