- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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